| | | | | | | David Donoghue <loyal-royal4> | |
| Not much to say in NUIG doing Commerce,having serious craic here,living in corrib village with the fat man on the hurling team. Love hurling and drinking,it\'s a good combination.When I\'m not in Galway I live in the home of hurling, Co. Meath. | Gender | Age | | Male | 19 | | | Homepage Views | Last Active | | 1362 times | 1 week | | | Hometown | | Kiltale, Co. Meath | | | David's URL | | http://loyal-royal4.bebo.com |
The Other Half Of Me | | Music | | Declan Nearney, Bruce Springsteen, Swarbrigg Bros.[in the eurovision], Greenday, Oasis, Su
m41 | | | Films | | Jenna Jameson[unreal], Old School, Road Trip, Any Given Sunday, Goodfellas, Scarface | | | Sports | | Hurling, Gaelic Football, Soccer, Aston Villa[legends] | | | Scared Of | | ABSINTHE, 3 shots one night, couldn remember about 6 hours of that night. Scary. Neill, he\'s getting fatter every day. | | | Happiest When | | After winning a match and in the pub.Alternative to drink playing hurling or Pro Ev. whippin all round me | | | Person I really hate is | | Noel Edmonds, Deal or No Deal would be way better without that tool. | |
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All Clubs Have Them |
Physio's Friend: Four words can sum up the playing career of a typical physio's friend and they are: 'lame for every game'. Pulled hamstrings, severed ligaments, sore groins, you name it, and he has had it. Physiotherapists dream about getting one of these players on their client list. He is the ideal customer once a physio's friend has signed up, all financial worries can be forgotten. With a guaranteed two trips a week, for injuries, either real or imagined, the sick one will pay bills, mortgages and put children through university.
The Male Model: It's easy to spot the male model at training sessions. He's the player wearing the Cork jersey on Monday, Meath on Wednesday and Dublin on Friday. Not only will he have the jersey, he'll also have then accompanying shorts and socks. Male Models normally sport a healthy tan for about six months of the year. He is the one player in the changing room guaranteed to bring hair gel, shampoo and deodorant. After his liberal application of deodorant, he can be difficult to see, as he will be enveloped in a cloud of sweet smelling mist. The Male Model despises the fact that he must share his toiletries every week with some spongers. However, he realises it is a necessary evil if he is to leave the changing room looking and smelling his very best.
County Star (Club Hero): He is the heartbeat of the team. This man sends himself to sleep at night by counting O'Neill's sliothars floating over a crossbar. Despite huge commitments to the county panel, he will be a regular attendee at club training sessions. The Club Hero is highly valued, primarily for his talent, but also for the example he provides other players. Club heroes watch what they eat, go easy on the drink and
refrain from cigarettes. If they have one weakness, it's women. For some misguided reason they are under the illusion that women are not detrimental to your health.
County Star (The Invisible Man): This other type of county hurler enjoys a love/hate, though mostly hate, relationship with his club's supporters. They love him when he turns up for matches because he can be the difference between winning and losing a match. They hate him because they think he is a bigheaded poser, who seeks only personal glory through his county team, while abandoning the very club that taught him how to play the game.
Hard Ground Specialist: Just as there are racehorses that cannot cope with soft ground, so there are hurlers that feel ill suited to early season training. Hard ground specialists consider the dedicated winter trainers to be mere point-to-pointers, whereas they are the genuine flat-race thoroughbred. With the recent good weather, they will have started to appear at training sessions throughout the country in their droves.
The Schoolboy: The schoolboy has only one thing in his head: hurling. Carrying absolutely no weight, the schoolboy runs just for the fun of it. Older players in the team are jealous of schoolboys as they represent their lost youth. Junior hurling is the traditional sacrificial ground where balding corner backs regularly obliterate frisky teenagers for no apparent reason. Schoolboys are best advised to stay clear of these ageing veterans if they wish to stay clear of serious injury.
The Student: The transformation from schoolboy to student is as pronounced as that of the caterpillar to butterfly. Where once he was a schoolboy whose only ambition was to get on the senior team; the student discovers the pleasures of wine, woman and song. Hurling is put way down the agenda. For the first six months of his fresher year the student will have a silly looking smile permanently attached to his face. A potbelly will start to develop in his midriff. He will give the excuse of either assignments or exams for his continued absence at training, yet there will be repeated sightings of him in Warrenstown, The Clubhouse, McCormacks, Scuts, you get the picture. The club hero will try to lecture the student about the error of his ways, but it is hopeless, he will be a lost soul for the next four years.
Due to space constraints these are all the players that can be described today. Other players, which could not be included, were: Team Talker, Psycho, Mr Excuses, and the Nearly Man. Others would include the one more year man.... brought on with ten minutes to go to rapturous roars from the crowd, never won a medal, jersey clinging to the belly, socks up around the bandaged knee. Subject to rushes of blood to the head, which guarantee a ball to be ballooned into the stands after a headless thirty yard, run driven on by the crowd. The Horse ... who has no hurling whatsoever, but is there on pure brute strength alone, and would spend a full training session lining up for a crack at either the Model, the Schoolboy, the Student or the County Star.
| | 1 Comment | 37 days ago | | | | Beautiful Meath | Beautiful Meath
I've travelled many counties in Ireland
but there's still one I'm longing to see
it has been a part of my homeland
and it brings back fond memories to me
where I wandered alone in my childhood
reviewing the sights I once seen
as I walked through the parks and the forests
'round the beautiful county of Meath.
Oh, beautiful Meath, you've got all that I need,
your rivers they flow with delight
your fields are so green, there's plains to be seen
and your towns are so gay and so bright
fishing down on the Boyne, I remember the time
you would think it was all just a dream
and wherever you roam, there's no place like home
and the beautiful county of Meath.
I've seen Eire's beautiful castles
and it's history I've learned so well
I've read of the high kings of Tara
and the wonderful Book of Kells
where the slain still remember St. Patrick
he lit a fire for the people to see
'ere he brought love and kindness to Ireland
and the beautiful County of Meath.
Oh, beautiful Meath, you've got all that I need,
your rivers they flow with delight
your fields are so green, there's plains to be seen
and your towns are so gay and so bright
fishing down on the Boyne, I remember the time
you would think it was all just a dream
and wherever you roam, there's no place like home
and the beautiful county of Meath.
Oh, beautiful Meath, you've got all that I need,
your rivers they flow with delight
your fields are so green, there's plains to be seen
and your towns are so gay and so bright
fishing down on the Boyne, I remember the time
you would think it was all just a dream
and wherever you roam, there's no place like home
and the beautiful county of Meath.
and whereever you roam, there's no place like home,
and the beautiful county of Meath.
| | 3 Comments | 57 days ago |
| | John Mitchell <johnnymitchell27>
U still alive donoghue? | | 5 hours ago | | | | Sandra Carroll <sandiC06>
im bored so i said id leave ya a comment seen as no1 else seems to be...LOOOOSER!! haha! * xoxoxox * | | 17 hours ago | | | | Dj StingRay Raymond <StingRazor>
u on the nuig fitzgibbon team? | | 5 days ago | | | | Neil Mulvihill <mulvy12>
Well boss,
What's da story,ye win d other night? | | 1 week ago | | | | Cliodhna O'Donoghue <clio3010>
wel david wats the craic!? long time no see. how ya gettin on? u still in the warrenstown arms?? tel padraig/c i say hi. why doesnt he have a bebo page or does he?!?!lol. hope all is goin wel anyway,looks like ur havin a class time in college,chat soon,cli. | | 1 week ago | | | | Rosie Mc auley <rosiemcrosie4>
howdy davy how did work go d other nite wat ye tink of d new owners? | | 1 week ago | | | | Paddy Bourke <paddybourke>
Well Davey! U finished ue exams ye scallywag ye? In middle of mine! load of bolox! | | 1 week ago | | | | Vincent O'Brien <scubavinnie>
Well Daithi, not bored yet r u? Hear you'll be headin up for the session, and Killeen says ur a lightweight..tut tut! | | 2 weeks ago | | | | Neil Mulvihill <mulvy12>
Well dave,
hows everything in d royal county?I see Geraghty is back!So whats da story with the 15th?Is it going ahead? | | 2 weeks ago | | | | Neill Killeen <neill-kill>
Yo yo yo..whats d dealio??? hows the first couple of days of hols going for you? hows Sandra..send her my regards lost today by 4....SICKENED.. mad to go back to Gaillimh already... | | 2 weeks ago | | | | Ailbhe Culleton <dimplez1987>
Thats nonsense davy,you must have been dreaming bou me again..what can i say..sansandra will not be impressed!!tut tut but sure it just cant be helped im just SOOO HOT roysh....i finally have a beautiful profile pic so you can look at it all day long ENJOY...haha(sandra is here beside me so i better shut up)Peace out ma nigga | | 3 weeks ago | | | | Neil Mulvihill <mulvy12>
Ah your some waster to be online!Whats your excuse?Mine is i'm using Local Area Network(LAN)!Also i'm using differnt software and hardware.Input device-mouse,output-printer!V.eduacational you see!How you getting on with it? | | 3 weeks ago | | | | M�ire Curran <mairebc>
Happy Birthday!!...sorry its late | | 3 weeks ago | | | | Zohra Smyth <zohra06>
hey davy!! c ya tuk d quiz ur luvly girlfriend made 4 me, ur useless!! bt i ave ta give ya 1 of the questions stephen is v. hot so d ans should b dat 1!!! | | 3 weeks ago | | | | John Mitchell <johnnymitchell27>
havnt evn started ours, u must b one dumb cunt 2 fail macro, its handy enuf and u did i 4 d leavin, happy bday by d way, sandra get u anytin nice? | | 3 weeks ago | | | | Danny Cullen <D-Cullen->
na im headen home on fri! ne ways u commerce boys dont no how 2 party so il jus leave!ha | | 3 weeks ago | | | | Etaoin Doyle <et-fone-home>
hey there! were u fightin on sunday? tut tut tut! Aw David what happened? Howd u's let omahonys beat ya? I was very disappointed to hear dat, rather c u's win any day. | | 3 weeks ago | | | | Danny Cullen <D-Cullen->
was lookin tru ur pics! jes killeen has really let himself go! | | 3 weeks ago | | | | John Mitchell <johnnymitchell27>
alrite davey, congrats on d 1000 hits lad. poor start 4 ye at d weekend | | 3 weeks ago | | | | David $warbrigg <swabby87>
u made a thousand views, u think ur class now | | 3 weeks ago |
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